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As the title suggests, I have another 2 more posts to fill up to finish off my blog assignment for this week, before I start doing my Sejarah assignment =( Hmm, seeing as I haven't done this before in my blog, I'll just tell a reasonably lengthy joke just to fill up some space, and perhaps produce a laugh in the readers of my blog.

A man, who worked as a bus conductor, had a very bad temper. One day, there was an old lady who was trying to pay the fee, took so long to get the coins. After about 3-5 minutes, the bus conductor got so mad, he killed the old lady(sorry for the violence). He was sent to court and sentenced to death by electric chair. When asked for any last requests, he asked for 7 pounds of bananas, and ate them. Then the switch was turned on, yet he was not electrified. 

So, he somehow got his old job back, where he saw 2 boys being very playful and making a lot of noise. Again, he got so angry he killed them. He was sentenced to death again by electric chair. When asked for any last requests, he had the same request, for 7 pounds of bananas and ate them. Then the switch was turned on, yet he didn't die. 

Somehow, he amazingly got his old job back for the 2nd time. Then, there was this man who left a pile of rubbish as he left the bus. The man got so angry, he killed the other man, and got sentenced to death by electric chair again. Again, he had the same request - 7 pounds of bananas- and ate them. But again, he didn't die. 

So, why do you think he didn't die after he ate the 7 pounds of bananas? Anyone?

Because he was a BAD CONDUCTOR. Haha. Sorry for wasting all your time on this post. This was just done for fun =S